Top reasons why Teemo is a bitch:
1. GODLY - He can be unbelievably godly to lane against. Go near him and he will be quick to target you with that stupid blow dart.
2. MIDGET - He is such a small target. Easy to misclick on a minion. Harder to hit with a spear.
3. POPULAR - Mainstream is a cause of depression in League of Legends. Everybody thinks Teemo is the best. Just because he has the cutest skins and the most popular fan base. Everybody loves him. The ladies want to be with him and the fellows want to be him. I'm not jealous. Shut up.
4. COMMUNITY - They think they can play Teemo. Although it's not too hard to play Teemo well, people stuff it up way too often.
5. THERE IS NO TEAM IN TEEMO - He will just hide in a bush. He could help you kill or help you live. But just because he can, does not mean he will.
6. REGINA GEORGE - Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant (midget), while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as acute as Caesar. Brutus is just as a smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar! GO KATARINA GO!
1. GODLY - He can be unbelievably godly to lane against. Go near him and he will be quick to target you with that stupid blow dart.
2. MIDGET - He is such a small target. Easy to misclick on a minion. Harder to hit with a spear.
3. POPULAR - Mainstream is a cause of depression in League of Legends. Everybody thinks Teemo is the best. Just because he has the cutest skins and the most popular fan base. Everybody loves him. The ladies want to be with him and the fellows want to be him. I'm not jealous. Shut up.
4. COMMUNITY - They think they can play Teemo. Although it's not too hard to play Teemo well, people stuff it up way too often.
5. THERE IS NO TEAM IN TEEMO - He will just hide in a bush. He could help you kill or help you live. But just because he can, does not mean he will.
6. REGINA GEORGE - Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant (midget), while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as acute as Caesar. Brutus is just as a smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar! GO KATARINA GO!
How to be le bitch with Teemo:
Build AP at first by building Liandry's Torment and then move on to Runaan's Hurricane. The combination of the two will make you useful in team fights, which is not what people are used to with Teemo. So why not surprise everyone and help out? Place mushrooms when you can and poke the enemy when you can. Remember that blinds only work with auto attacks and not abilities even Riven's q attack.
Build AP at first by building Liandry's Torment and then move on to Runaan's Hurricane. The combination of the two will make you useful in team fights, which is not what people are used to with Teemo. So why not surprise everyone and help out? Place mushrooms when you can and poke the enemy when you can. Remember that blinds only work with auto attacks and not abilities even Riven's q attack.