Dear Americans,
I used to love playing with you on your server. I loved meeting a lot of you. I loved owning as well as getting destroyed with you.
But I have one problem with you. How did you miss so many skill shots? How was I better than you? At first I thought it was because I had a natural talent, but now I am truly concerned about you.
You had 20 ping. I had over 200. I did not think much of the difference until one fine day on 28 June when I heard the beta of the oceanic server was released.
I transferred my smurf account to try it out, because I did not want to lose you as a league friend. Or pay to be your friend again on the return trip to NA.
But perhaps I should just transfer my main account.
You might ask why. And I will fob you off with excuses like having champs, skins and runes on that account. But honestly, it might be more than that.
It might be because of all the times you made fun of me for missing Morgana snares and Nidalee spears. You had me convinced that I was awful at landing skill shots.
I suppose this was okay when I was Lux and ulted the complete opposite direction of the enemy team.
But now I play with 40 ping and I find most of my skill shots hit, even the ones I don't expect to hit.
So I have to ask, how did you miss so many skill shots?
I know you say you "don't care" and you are just "having fun" it doesn't excuse from the fact that you aren't as good at the game as I thought.
I will never be able to look at you the same and it makes it that much harder to return to your server.
When the oceanic server is established and the mmrs (match making ratings) will be established and I don't have to play against less experienced people, I might never return.
The memories. The pathetic fights we have had. The elitism when we think we are better than others. The triumphant base races and the throws that cost us the game. I will miss those.
But perhaps it is for the best that our worlds have been divided.
For now I wish you the best with your games and your skills. But as far as you and me go, it will never be the same again.
You're still amazing and everything, I just am not ready for a committed relationship with you yet. I just need to be with someone more attractive and better at LoL.
Sorry,
Loserfruit
I used to love playing with you on your server. I loved meeting a lot of you. I loved owning as well as getting destroyed with you.
But I have one problem with you. How did you miss so many skill shots? How was I better than you? At first I thought it was because I had a natural talent, but now I am truly concerned about you.
You had 20 ping. I had over 200. I did not think much of the difference until one fine day on 28 June when I heard the beta of the oceanic server was released.
I transferred my smurf account to try it out, because I did not want to lose you as a league friend. Or pay to be your friend again on the return trip to NA.
But perhaps I should just transfer my main account.
You might ask why. And I will fob you off with excuses like having champs, skins and runes on that account. But honestly, it might be more than that.
It might be because of all the times you made fun of me for missing Morgana snares and Nidalee spears. You had me convinced that I was awful at landing skill shots.
I suppose this was okay when I was Lux and ulted the complete opposite direction of the enemy team.
But now I play with 40 ping and I find most of my skill shots hit, even the ones I don't expect to hit.
So I have to ask, how did you miss so many skill shots?
I know you say you "don't care" and you are just "having fun" it doesn't excuse from the fact that you aren't as good at the game as I thought.
I will never be able to look at you the same and it makes it that much harder to return to your server.
When the oceanic server is established and the mmrs (match making ratings) will be established and I don't have to play against less experienced people, I might never return.
The memories. The pathetic fights we have had. The elitism when we think we are better than others. The triumphant base races and the throws that cost us the game. I will miss those.
But perhaps it is for the best that our worlds have been divided.
For now I wish you the best with your games and your skills. But as far as you and me go, it will never be the same again.
You're still amazing and everything, I just am not ready for a committed relationship with you yet. I just need to be with someone more attractive and better at LoL.
Sorry,
Loserfruit